Halloween Suggestions

Have you ever felt that the usual Halloween costume parties are not good enough? Spending most of your time these days wrestling with your brain to come up with a creative idea? Costumes don't scare people out of their wits, removing the very essence of halloween, that is to frigthen people. So here' s my few halloween party suggestion that would definitely make your party-goers dread the next halloween party you'll throw.

1. Invite all your friends and acquaintances. And don't forget to include their most hated nemesis (the ones they would glad enough to stick a fork with). Distribute the guest list having the names of your friends so they won't suspect the surprise. When the party starts, announce that there is a seating arrangement and they would be sitting with their enemies. Then have parlor games --- see your friends and their enemies relay calamansi or eggs (relay or throw each one?). Don't forget to have paramedics around.

2. Prepare lots of food. And have your guests eat til they can't move. When they're full, bring out a ----- a preacher! (the ones who board the bus when traffic is hellish at EDSA). And pass envelopes around, not for donations, but for the bill of the caterer.

3. Tell everyone to bring their best foot forward on the dance floor. When all are about to dance, change the music to songs sang by Imelda herself. Anyone who will leave the dance floor will be considered a kill-joy.

4. Gather your guests and announce before they could feast the food, they have to pass -- a quiz!

5. Announce to the whole town that you'll be having the grandest halloween party in town. When people start flocking your place, tell them that they were misinformed.

hmmm... Unspeakable horror --- that's the theme. Gone are the days when adults have to wear costumes.
If you have some gruesome ideas for this halloween, share it here.